Life on Mars!

For God’s sake you couldn’t make it up with these bastards who are running the show! Big Ears has fucked off on holiday while we are in a state of emergency. But don’t worry our buffoon of a home secretary is in touch with state of the art gadgetry, ie the phone! It is not the point, we are in a state of emergency, undeclared of course! (Talk about the Churchill Spirit, what can you do with these bastards? They probably think it’s a new brand of scotch!) What could we possible expect from the worst government in living memory. He may be in touch, but the point is he should be fucking here, to share the risk and give us comfort and a laugh if these nothing funny on the box. Anyway can’t blame him really for taking his chance in America, heard he is doubling up for Shriek in his latest movie!

But we are all safe in our beds at night in the knowledge that he has left a little pixy in charge! Pint size Hazel Blears said the police should not carry out racial profiling. Muslims should not be made to feel they are being picked on! What useless twats these left-wing labour bods are, its tough shit if a Muslim gets questioned on the street or public transport that is so unsafe to travel on anyway (see last post). Ok let’s start stopping little old white ladies with their rucksacks! Don’t forget suspicious looking Rabbis, what have they got under their coats, yes there always overdress in the warm weather, nice one Hazel you’re on the ball!

Copied from An Englishman’s Castle http://www.lsnmedia.co.uk/luton/

So when little green Martians complete with antenna are strolling down Oxford Street window-shopping of course, send in the SAS, we have got those Muslims terrorists covered, our intelligence service already knew that Mars was now an Islamic state!